Author Archives: scubadivider

Obnoxiously mysterious post

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BREAKING NEWS: I just made an indelicate noise in the back of my throat

This eclipses my desire to see Dara O’Briain, Jimmy Carr, and be in the audience for The Graham Norton Show … all rolled into one. Even better – this one is free. Remember back in that last post how I said that I’m a fan of John Finnemore?  The reference was indirect and the post […]

Right, so, here we go

I’ve thought about this a lot, and here’s the thing: There is No Good Way to explain my motivation here.  Every time I think about how I want to phrase this first “real” post, it gets more and more pretentious and douchey*.  So you know what? Screw it.  I’m gonna douche this up. …

The Play’s The Thing

ACT 1, SCENE 1 A small, harshly lit office space. Four computers sit crammed together, two and two, facing opposite walls. An enormous copier looms in the foreground. A young man sits alone, engaged in chatter through an IRC client. A young woman enters stage left. GIRL: (Pauses and gestures to an empty seat at […]